#1019: Another of life's disappointments

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Hey, it's another update! This one is, of course, more or less straight from reality. In fairness, it was a complete assembled package for about $1200, or the base model plus a bunch of options for the customer to install to bring it to the same functionality for a little over $1000. But still, if there's a special price you have to be a special person to qualify for, shouldn't it be lower than the regular price? You end up with the same printer, and $200 is a fair bit of money for the labour of unpacking and plugging in the optional parts.

So, while finishing up Last Exile on the fiendish handheld device, I happened to see a preview for Stellvia (because I'd ripped the entire DVDs including extras), and I was reminded that although I didn't like Stellvia, I very much liked the theme song, and had always meant to look up who had recorded it. Turns out it was a JPop act called "Angela." Not an easy search query to find on the Net, but I managed to find some samples of their other work, and liked that too, so when I recently got my paycheque from UofW, I ordered some of their CDs. I also ordered the laser printer, a purchase I've been planning for months, and a couple other items from vendors located in Southern Ontario. The printer itself was from a place in Toronto - I did online ordering at all only because I have no easy means of transporting such a bulky item and needed it delivered.

That was Thursday night. The CDs arrived today - I note just two business days later because of the long weekend. Maybe even one business day, the way sharp-practicing shippers tend to count. Though it needed my signature and I was out, so I didn't actually receive the package. I can go pick it up first thing tomorrow. Anyway, that package came from Tokyo. The other items, shipped from places like Markham, have not arrived yet; and this evening I finally got the email from the laser printer people telling me that because of this stupid Federal Government pricing thing, their package, to be shipped from Toronto just a couple kilometers away from my apartment, would in fact not be shipped at all. Shipping prices for all these items were comparable. Conclusion: I live nearer Tokyo than Markham. I guess I already knew that.

I've stopped posting my near-daily life status updates, and taken down the past ones, because I wasn't getting what I wanted from them. If you weren't reading those, well, no great loss to you, then. Though the fact that not many people were reading them was part of why I was disappointed. You might see occasional comments on my life in this space, and that may be a good thing because it gives me an incentive to write more comic strips to have excuses to post fresh news postings.

Last night I attended a group event at which one of the organizers offered to get me laid by means of making a general group announcement. He said it had worked for others before. I had given no indication of needing or wanting such a favour, so I don't know if it's his standard offer to all new members, or what, but I'd have given it serious consideration if I'd been sure that the scope would be limited to women.

#1019: Another of life's disappointments

Wilhelm: That'll be $1200 for the laser printer.

Wilhelm: Oh, wait.

Wilhelm: You can't have the special price unless you can prove that you are a Federal Government employee.
Matt: Rats. But it can't be helped. I'll have to pay full retail.

Wilhelm: $1000, please.

Comments

Captain Smokeblower from 71.223.15.10 at Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:59:33 +0000:
Price differentials have been around since before I started in computers over 35 years ago. I once received a cost savings award for ordering right hand glass vacuum chamber covers for a tape drive system. The right hand models were half the price of the left hand version. They were identical three by twelve inch rectangular glass plates, except for the price.
Sorry about missing your near-daily life updates. I didn't intentionally miss them, but I'm in favor of more Bonobo Conspiracy cartoons. Could you make them near daily again? Please?

Jason N from 75.119.230.26 at Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:12:17 +0000:
Oh Hey Matt-- you're still alive. Good! Stellvia is great, at least the first half. They were probably just in shock during the second--what--we got funding???

You're probably just jealous because as an adult you can't properly appreciate weird flavors of sugar candy.

owen from 65.95.134.219 at Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:38:26 +0000:
You do know that your SIN card is proof that you're a government employee, right?

Anon1 from 97.112.195.116 at Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:14:53 +0000:
This is like the university in my town, except for a 'university certified supplier' to charge the university employeees only $200 extra is highly unrealistic.

I think someone is on the take to prevent University projects from being officially allowed to purchase quality goods at low prices.

Steve from 165.154.153.225 at Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:34:45 +0000:
I once got a Christmas gift of a CD holder that I went out of my to return since it was a crappy gift. After finally tracking down the store that sold it (not easy) I found their catalog that listed as $35. $35 was a tank of gas so it was worth it to drive out of my way.

When I actually returned it, I was disappointed when I only got $15. That would have been fair if was recently on sale, but it hadn't been. $15 was the normal shelf price and I could have bought a 2nd one if I so desired. $35 was the catalog price for businesses that bought in bulk. Of course they gave bulk discounts. Buy 100 of them and they'd only be $25 per unit. What a deal huh?

It is hard to walk out of somewhere with money in your pocket and still feel scammed. Somehow they managed it.

ghap from 70.71.6.111 at Thu, 19 Feb 2009 07:32:22 +0000:
Corporate procurement policies and processes can be mega-inefficient. Paying $200 more for a pre-assembled package is only the beginning of insanity. I just want to smack free market economists who wax romantic about how efficient corporations are.

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