#379: Shizzlin' for a schismin'

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The "yo God so false" concept originated on alt.religion.kibology, but as far as I know, these ones are original to BoCon.

#379: Shizzlin' for a schismin'

Matt: Yo Goddess so false, her avatar be animated GIF!
Pablo: Yo secret society so false, Señor, it really have 33 degrees.
Centauri: Yo religious technology so false, $50,000 auditing fee refunded if you leave.
Dr. Klaun: Huh. Yo sacred geometry so false, pentagram point sideways.
Elisa: Yo cult so false, have three-day standoff with meter maid.
Algea: Yo sabbat so false, High Priestess need parental permission slip to attend.
Douglas: Yo prophets so false, they words written on the subway walls.

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Zeke from 129.97.228.105 at Sun, 22 Apr 2007 05:25:19 +0000:
And tenement halls! Don't forget those!

- Z

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