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Strips featuring Matt:
- #1: Welcome to our country, Señor
- #2: Sure, take all the fun out of it
- #3: Sometimes when two fairies love each other very much
- #5: We suddenly drop several levels on the geek hierarchy
- #6: Mark enough A*-search papers and you, too, will think this is funny
- #7: Machiavelli writes that it is better to be known for justice than for mercy
- #8: And better to be feared than loved
- #9: Normally we'd just use a curve
- #10: All things are relative
- #11: A matter of no small concern
- #12: A gentleman should never leave a lady unsatisfied
- #13: At least it's still legal
- #14: Offer me not these trifles
- #15: And already we have established an in-joke
- #17: Not quite the terror of the high seas
- #20: Boys are different from girls
- #21: Variations on a theme
- #23: In loco parentis
- #25: Environmental impact assessment
- #27: Some horoscopes are easy
- #28: Some horoscopes are more difficult
- #29: Some integrals are even more difficult than horoscopes
- #30: A maladaptive trait in the technological environment
- #32: Something to confuse the US audience
- #33: Don't worry, eBay wouldn't actually permit this
- #35: As with furries, a perverted few give the others a bad name
- #36: Let's try to think positive
- #37: They are right next to each other in the cabinet, and look almost identical
- #38: That would be an audit flag
- #39: Soon to be a Math Olympiad demonstration sport
- #41: Paging Dr. Turing
- #42: Sometimes it's better not to ask
- #43: Paging Dr. Valenti
- #44: Key Control strikes again
- #45: Again with the Key Control
- #46: Trying to please everyone
- #47: The other grey meat
- #48: Back to the drawing board
- #49: Let's be clear on the limits
- #51: Name your poison
- #52: You don't get to choose your fans
- #53: That's what Wikipedia is for
- #54: Paging Dr. Travaglia
- #55: True names and other dangers
- #56: Just because his head is shaved doesn't mean he's a real monk
- #57: Paging Dr. Torvalds
- #58: Land of 1,000 bridges
- #59: Cats are easily pleased
- #60: A possible violation of U.S. Patent #5,443,036
- #61: Many interesting open problems remain in the field of health informatics
- #62: Keeping the auditors happy
- #65: Picky, picky
- #66: A tragic proliferation
- #67: September is the longest month
- #68: You gotta know the lingo
- #69: A-courting we will go
- #72: The trouble with Free Will
- #73: It's not for everybody
- #74: My deity can beat up your deity
- #75: She actually replaced that dog a few months ago, but whatever
- #76: There may be competition in your future
- #77: An admirable show of initiative
- #79: It's more impressive at the higher levels
- #80: Again they take all the fun out of it
- #81: Another racist assumption
- #82: Let's include everyone
- #83: Let's include everyone except you
- #84: Actually, he ticked off "Donate for necrophilia" on the form
- #85: Chemistry labs are more exciting than computer labs
- #86: A club not everyone can join
- #87: It's actually an acronym
- #88: Superfiltrado y multirectificado
- #89: Instructions are tricky things
- #91: It's amazing how often we get asked this one
- #92: The funniest thing about splay trees is the name, actually
- #93: Normally we encourage students to start early
- #94: We use computers for a reason
- #96: We have both kinds - latex AND vinyl
- #98: Shouts out to my homies in Kansastan and VHEMT
- #100: The trouble with improv
- #101: It was worth a try
- #102: They make pills for that now
- #104: In order to win, you must pace yourself
- #105: A little competition is healthy
- #106: Teamwork is healthy too
- #107: But our expectations are fustian spangled with pinchbeck
- #108: Equal opportunities for all
- #112: I do not think it means what you think it means
- #113: Not the most impressive source
- #114: Nice try
- #115: I don't make the rules
- #116: See also 163.(1)(b) and 163.(7)
- #117: Stamps are more popular for a reason
- #118: A full-featured instructional environment
- #122: Try IEEE Spectrum, fire is more like engineering anyway
- #123: Osheania has always been at war with Eastasia
- #125: Bend over for the free world
- #126: Paging Dr. Feynman
- #127: Otaku are so gullible
- #129: FUI on them
- #131: Outtakes and other deleted nonsense
- #133: Even more outtakes and other deleted nonsense
- #134: Yet more outtakes and other deleted nonsense
- #135: Clothes make the hacker
- #137: Guest speaking gigs can be exciting
- #138: Maximizing efficiency through delegation
- #139: Bonobo Conspiracy Re-Enacts Great Moments In Classic Comedy #2
- #141: Bonobo Conspiracy's quick guide to Canadian obscenity law, you idiots
- #143: Attack of the network Nazis
- #144: The surprising stories of everyday things
- #145: Not that the gentleman was paying attention either
- #146: Yo axolotl tank so poorly maintained
- #147: Participation in class discussions
- #148: Not a realistic portrayal, more's the pity
- #149: Bonobo Conspiracy Re-Enacts Great Moments In Classic Comedy #3
- #150: Prepared without audit from information supplied by the taxpayer
- #151: Envelopes are like pants
- #152: November 1972, what a night
- #154: Building up that portfolio
- #156: A good supervisor will back you up
- #158: It's not a real thesis defence until they start flinging feces
- #159: It's quite a mouthful
- #160: Be a grad student, meet interesting people
- #161: It saves you money in the long run
- #163: Revenge of the outtakes and other deleted nonsense
- #165: Son of outtakes and other deleted nonsense
- #166: Nice to have your mad skillz recognized
- #167: Another perfectly good project rejected by the Ethics Committee
- #168: Cross-listed with the fine arts department
- #169: In just seven days
- #170: True names again
- #171: It's a rapidly-growing Fund
- #172: Peer review is an important scientific tradition
- #173: Ecclesiastes 3:3
- #174: Be careful what you defend
- #175: Every virologist has her own motivations
- #180: Comma splices are teh l4m3x0rs
- #182: Metaphysics
- #183: Let's catch these before they get to the Supreme Court, eh?
- #184: A delicate balance
- #185: Not a real anime, but it might be an H-game
- #186: Why Chem Stores ran out of red phosphorous
- #187: That we can call these delicate creatures ours
- #190: Watch those abbreviations
- #192: Mars and Venus study mathematics
- #195: When yes means no
- #196: An honour but not a privilege
- #197: Expectations again
- #198: Creativity is not always appreciated
- #200: Reality check
- #201: Talking cock
- #202: I wonder why
- #204: It's actually so a family of four can each have a septuple bypass
- #205: It's a simple request
- #206: Please, think of the kittens
- #207: Welcome to show business
- #208: Paging Dr. Atwood
- #209: They'd rather be teaching history
- #210: Bedtime story
- #211: Another bedtime story
- #212: NSERC will love it
- #213: Jar files are not close enough either
- #214: Tar baby, he don't say nothing
- #215: Opportunities abound in the field of health informatics
- #216: Paging Dr. Freu--uh, Doolittle
- #217: They'll even pay you
- #218: I never did make comic strips lightly
- #220: Priorities, again
- #221: She's a sweet girl with a taste for pain
- #222: It's secure, all right
- #223: John 3:16
- #224: It's even funnier because it's a security course
- #225: True names yet again
- #227: At least the worms are getting some
- #228: Again with the hot nematode action
- #230: The mathematics urge sublimated
- #231: Better than an annoying ring tone
- #232: A truly marvelous joke, which this strip is too small to contain
- #233: Introduction to queueing theory
- #234: Bikini-style hazmat suit
- #235: Bonobo Conspiracy Re-Enacts Great Moments In Classic Comedy #4
- #236: Paging Prof. Falken
- #238: Funding requests must be phrased carefully
- #241: Different strokes for different folks
- #242: If Achilles writes one chapter per day
- #243: It's okay as long as nobody looks
- #245: You know what they say about Mac users
- #247: The power of ritual
- #248: Where does he find these ladies?
- #249: Like Aung Kung Sui, he is offended further
- #250: Fansubbers wanted, no skill required
- #251: Paging Dr. Herford
- #253: Just a metaphor again
- #254: Why we have WHMIS
- #255: Free with purchase of Popsicle
- #256: Medicine is tech support for your body
- #257: Charming innocence
- #258: Sola moe
- #259: Great Guidance Counselor Matt
- #260: The man with the pinchbeck arm
- #261: A sound pedagogical theory nonetheless
- #262: Zapf shot first
- #263: The mechanism is not yet fully understood
- #264: Effective use of informational resources
- #265: We are as necessary you are vigilant
- #266: The scourge of the service bureaux
- #267: And I feel fine
- #270: Strangers should beware of children who offer gifts
- #271: Twist the knob
- #272: Those stories are all the same anyway
- #274: Every microwatt has a little nanojoule all its own
- #275: And now you know
- #279: Doctor's orders
- #282: Ministering to the modern lifestyle
- #283: Educational literature tailored to the patient
- #284: Teach a man to fish
- #286: Dangerously close to Goedel territory again
- #287: This is bunny country
- #288: Hundred-dollar laptop got nothing on us
- #289: It's in small print on the far side of the Moon
- #290: Learn pharmacology by correspondence
- #291: What it's all about
- #293: No pony for Matt
- #294: Like being three years old again
- #295: Keeping the graphite miners in business
- #296: We're often tempted to do this
- #297: The question is which is to be master
- #298: A protocol for low-volume labs
- #299: Bonobo Conspiracy's quick guide to the Sacagawea Dollar, you idiots
- #300: More wonders of zoology
- #301: A lesson in physics
- #302: Perverse incentives Я us
- #303: Authentication again
- #304: In today's news, Prime Minister Harper expels UN inspectors from Saskatoon
- #306: He'd make the catgirls do it, but they're too staticky
- #307: Bonobo Conspiracy's panel discussion is not endorsed by the Free Software Foundation
- #308: It's actually in an appendix labelled "For Newbie Lusers Only"
- #309: In Mountain View, search engine optimizes YOU
- #310: Don't do anything weird
- #311: Let's keep trying until we get it right
- #312: A fate worse than nonfree
- #313: I'll never have that recipe again
- #314: 1 Kings 7:23
- #316: Quick, somebody call Gainax
- #317: Silvermoon and Aesyclus's wedding invitation is not endorsed by Emily Post
- #318: HORROR, TERROR, and *C*R*I*M*E*
- #319: A lesson is learned
- #320: This one time, at space camp
- #321: The rules are not universally applicable
- #323: The lasting scars of edutainment
- #328: Morning dew and laughter again
- #329: Undergrads aren't prisoners, they can leave any time
- #330: Don't ask
- #331: But please don't throw me into the briar patch
- #332: This bubblegum tastes terrible
- #333: Bonobo Conspiracy presents the Revelation of St. John the Divine, chapter 6
- #334: Unexplored business opportunity
- #336: TAs are like WWE referees
- #337: The project demo is going to be interesting
- #338: Introduction to probability
- #339: That would be a problem
- #340: Substitutes
- #341: Don't invite Captain Obvious, we have too many Captains already
- #342: Backwardation is the opposite of contango
- #343: Safety first
- #344: They're even tastier than crayons
- #345: Ten points from Slytherin for back-talk
- #346: Because politicians are the best people to resolve scientific debates
- #347: Studded leather seifuku
- #348: The tax consequences alone are boggling
- #349: Planetarier, planitariest
- #350: Closing the barn door after we have beaten the dead horse of a different feather
- #351: Also zucchini, daikon, parsnips...
- #353: Verbing me softly
- #354: With silver bit, and bridle of gold
- #355: Paging Dr. Russell
- #356: Given enough eyeballs, all blast craters are shallow
- #357: The lessons of history
- #358: A difficult case to prosecute
- #359: The actual device is more like an E-meter
- #361: Values
- #362: Everything I know about the Japanese air force I learned from anime
- #363: You can run your computer with just ones, no zeros, right?
- #365: What happens at OLS stays at OLS
- #366: Eep!
- #367: They actually do have pre-wrapped bacon now
- #368: Long-term abuse can lead to "glitter lung"
- #369: Another deep philosophical question
- #371: A meal plan for every appetite
- #372: A triumph of knowledge engineering
- #374: Definitions are important
- #376: A taxing observance
- #378: There are limits, but only in complete spaces
- #379: Shizzlin' for a schismin'
- #380: Shizzlin' for a schismin', Round Two
- #381: She carries the sacred mallet Buromuitsu
- #382: The assignment was about approximation algorithms
- #383: A slower, but more interesting approach
- #384: Sometimes we learn from our students
- #386: Block transfer computations
- #387: Puffy already knows about the Fibonacci sequence
- #388: Another lesson from anime
- #389: Specific research interests
- #390: Not that a gun would have been much better
- #391: The eternal struggle between theory and practice
- #393: Time to update the smartcard
- #394: The other DRM
- #396: Miracle formula
- #397: I just like saying "ficus"
- #398: Reducing emissions and preventing alien attacks
- #399: Sweeter, stronger, decenter
- #400: Fortunately, sharks do not have bones
- #401: Just slightly better than a gnat
- #402: Not much hope of resolving this one
- #403: Free as in Guinness
- #404: Why indeed?
- #405: A mysterious connection
- #406: I walk, you walk, Norwalk
- #407: You can mix them with the #dip command
- #408: But the confusion is understandable
- #409: A lesson in putting two and two together
- #410: It's the most wonderful time of the year
- #411: It's all Greek to me
- #412: Making sure the library copy will circulate
- #414: On the shoulders of flabby beasts
- #415: A result with general application
- #417: Always ask for a photo
- #419: Evening out the grade curve
- #420: No pot joke today, that would be too easy
- #421: More priorities
- #424: Half a dozen of the other
- #425: Touch-screen exams mean no mark appeals
- #426: Yet Another Wasted Wish
- #428: What is the name of this strip?
- #429: Keep the old questions, just change the answers
- #430: Be it ever so humble
- #431: Assuming the power distribution is uniform
- #433: Be bold
- #434: What about the elevator boy?
- #435: Part of the precipitate
- #436: The dangers of excessive optimization
- #437: Let's keep trying, nicely
- #438: Why does it taste so salty?
- #439: Good thing he didn't pick Tchaikovsky
- #440: A well-rounded education
- #441: The eye of the beholder
- #442: There's a chill in the air
- #444: He has plenty of practice from herding catgirls
- #445: Freedom's just another word
- #446: Soviet hypervisor virtualizes YOU
- #447: Someone's got to invent these things
- #448: It also vomits hairballs
- #449: They transfer files with the MoleSter protocol
- #450: What colour was the bear?
- #452: All creatures great and small
- #453: So far the universe is winning
- #455: Meta enough for you?
- #456: We've got your double-edged sword right here
- #458: Mission creep
- #459: A directed-graph problem
- #460: A transitive property
- #462: Bonobo Conspiracy Re-Enacts Great Moments In Classic Comedy #6
- #463: Don't try this one in your bathtub
- #465: Actually, in this mythos only good souls end up in the volcano
- #491: Without us, the chicas got no boom
- #492: Details matter
- #493: Time management
- #494: Slings and arrows
- #495: Notes putrid tang emanating
- #496: Bonobo Conspiracy Re-Enacts Great Moments In Classic Comedy #5b
- #497: The limitations of metaphor
- #499: And the sea will shut my mouth
- #500: That was no customer, it was a spy of 3vil
- #503: A body of knowledge with many practical applications
- #504: Almost as fast, and more stable
- #509: Or maybe he's just daydreaming
- #510: And he was drunk for most of them anyway
- #513: Then they came for the Lite-Brite
- #514: Pride of accomplishment
- #516: O(n) on a parallel processor
- #517: People who respect surveys and enjoy sausages
- #518: Franklin meets Tesla
- #520: Baby steps
- #521: Another reality check
- #523: She cooks, but she doesn't clean
- #524: The motivations for mark appeals are many and varied
- #525: Getting full value from the grant money
- #526: Let's do a gaming comic, those are popular
- #527: Misuse of design patterns, too
- #528: Explain again which one is the X server
- #529: Bitwise and megabytefoolish
- #530: Don't do toner
- #531: And you thought the liquid nitrogen one was cool
- #532: The hard part is keeping the shed fur out of the reactor
- #533: Consider the aptitude test
- #534: Alien technology
- #536: So many to choose from
- #538: Permitted activities
- #540: Customer service
- #542: Cute revert wars require cute revert soldiers
- #544: Some disclaimers apply
- #546: Revision is futile
- #548: You knew he was looking for work
- #550: Would you like fries with that?
- #552: While the Matt's away
- #553: And the weevils were half-price
- #554: There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Linnaeus
- #557: This could explain a lot
- #559: Unauthorized and unauthorized
- #560: Genesis 18:23-33
- #562: Breathing is not an option
- #564: Scholarly discourse
- #566: That's my son, the hygienist
- #567: But if it works, it works
- #569: Easy once you know
- #570: Choking hazard
- #571: That magical time of year
- #573: The wide world of nature
- #574: Same as in town
- #576: Tax planning
- #577: Chronological version
- #578: It's in the collective agreement
- #579: Please, think again of the kittens
- #581: The future of computer science
- #583: Then the last kid said, "I'm Bubbles"
- #585: 2 Samuel 12:7
- #587: The forest for the directory trees
- #588: We can't have a war, I only built one
- #589: Prrr, calamari
- #590: Mutual assured something or other
- #591: Putting you off your bag lunch
- #593: Referees are not required to read appendices
- #594: The best policy
- #595: Changing the results with His Noodly Appendage
- #596: Daily dilemmas of the thoughtful surfer
- #597: That's what you get for breaking the CANCOPY license
- #598: Threat modelling
- #599: But you see it's not me
- #600: Actually, on Ascella 7 customers are given free doughnuts
- #606: That's what they call it
- #608: Not the man for the job
- #609: Peculiarities of the national housekeeping
- #610: It's that or Infinite Ryvius again
- #612: Gagging the maggot
- #613: It is nor file nor bit
- #614: The master closed his eyes
- #615: Keep sash as low as possible
- #616: And the novice asked him why
- #617: traceroute ROCKS
- #619: Don't just stand there
- #620: 2 Samuel 14:14
- #621: And Señor, we liked it
- #622: ew frontiers in user interface desig
- #625: It works on math proofs, too
- #626: Academic careers
- #628: We are put here for a reason
- #629: You're not supposed to compile your own code anyway
- #630: Every tutorial needs an Elvis impersonator
- #631: Too good of a much thing
- #632: You can check it with Perl
- #633: Here be dragons
- #634: A critique of pure reason
- #635: Again with the innocence
- #639: Lies and damn lies
- #640: Ought to be enough for anybody
- #641: Inactions with the spirits
- #642: Part of this complete breakfast
- #643: That's the way we do it
- #644: We had to bring in the bonobos eventually
- #645: Always read the instructions carefully
- #648: Reasonable accomodations, or not
- #649: A winner is you
- #650: Another successful study
- #652: Limited time offer
- #653: Please, continue to think of the kittens
- #655: Worst of all, young man
- #656: That's edutainment
- #657: A bundle of energy
- #658: Just trying to keep the customers satisfied
- #659: Atonement
- #660: Sun-Moon, we live in a world that has walls
- #661: You has natural and artificial flavours
- #663: Another one for the Ethics Committee
- #665: Two pigtails, this must be Wednesday
- #666: Not bad for a two-umlaut band
- #667: From the people who ruined master-slave flip-flops
- #668: Any minute now, Sun-Moon will throw her cross
- #669: And the bartender said, "We don't serve your kind here"
- #671: Please don't run over your time
- #673: A less popular event
- #674: Counting coup
- #675: The disadvantages of rolling one's own
- #676: Werner and the Principles would be a good name for a rock band
- #677: Matters 'pataphysical
- #680: Waiter, there's a fly among my drosophila
- #683: A case of acute tyrosine deficiency
- #684: Everything I know about interplanetary relations, I learned from James T. Kirk
- #685: As if millions of horny women-of-a-certain-age cried out and were silenced
- #686: Then they came for the pi bonds
- #687: Why funding requests need to be in writing
- #688: Old times dere am not forgotten
- #689: The magic of high fidelity
- #690: An inexplicable executive decision
- #691: CIRA form, there a form, everywhere a form-form
- #692: People who enjoy sausages and invoke data structures
- #693: Ancient wisdom
- #694: Reasonable requirements
- #696: I moan, you moan, we all moan for pheremones
- #697: And in Equatorial Guinea, they use another body part entirely
- #699: A difficult insurance claim
- #700: Another part of this complete breakfast
- #701: Clarifying the Terms of Service
- #702: Priorities yet again
- #703: \pi^{(\arctan 1/2 - \sin \pi/5)}
- #704: Another requirement they don't mention in the calendar
- #705: Pas the faux on the left-hand side
- #706: It doesn't matter if he says it anyway
- #707: Is also the width of this strip in pixels
- #709: Safe enough if you keep it friends-locked
- #711: It's what you know about who you know
- #712: It doesn't glow green, either
- #713: For great justice
- #714: Good scientific results are reproducible by multiple investigators
- #715: Not just a mixed drink
- #717: Intellectual property protection
- #719: Defining the problem is most of the battle
- #722: It wastes your time and annoys the worm
- #723: You may rely on it
- #724: Like the hedgehog
- #726: Ever vigilant, those registrars
- #727: We wouldn't have to eat molecular gastronomy
- #728: All daughters have physics jokes
- #731: It'll improve his tan also
- #732: Innocence is relative
- #733: Another one Emily Post would not endorse
- #734: Divide and conquer algorithms
- #735: Welcome to our country, Señors
- #736: You know what they say about assumptions
- #737: First they came for the adverbs
- #738: Marketing ideas
- #739: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing
- #740: Artistic freedom in instructional materials
- #742: Bonobo Conspiracy Re-Enacts Great Moments In Classic Comedy #5d
- #743: He's addressing the bug in panel two
- #744: Especially when they tell the truth
- #745: Inexplicable ingratitude
- #748: Playing it safe
- #750: All instructions must be followed
- #751: Collector's edition
- #752: It's more motivational if I choose the constant
- #753: True love and other dangers
- #754: Heiko Oberdiek how you mock me
- #755: There's no accounting for referees
- #757: Well, I didn't make him for you
- #758: A convenient notation
- #759: Redefining the mission of the library
- #760: Another linear programming problem
- #761: The world is a game, the game is a world of edutainment
- #762: Some prose is easy to elevate
- #763: And then the Master hits you with a stick
- #764: Each man will be issued a pamplemousse
- #765: Objective criteria
- #766: The disappointments of technological progress
- #767: What you learn in Catgirl Guides
- #768: Revenge of the dyslexic occultists
- #769: Or maybe he doesn't like pizza
- #771: To a logician
- #772: That all our troubles would be so tractable
- #773: Abusing the privileges
- #774: Good enough for Caesar
- #775: Blasphe-you
- #776: It's funniest if you read it out loud
- #777: Blasphe-two
- #781: We must not disappoint
- #782: And so it goes
- #783: Straight outta Westminster
- #784: Translation invariance
- #785: How Sun-Moon lost her borrowing privileges
- #786: Lambada calculus
- #788: More customer service
- #789: And 1% for each classmate you recruit
- #790: Thinking positive
- #791: Hooray for New Math
- #792: Another joke only we would dare attempt
- #793: All things wise and wonderful
- #795: It depends on the university
- #796: The Trollivian turnover
- #797: If the customer is wrong
- #798: Large imaginary parts
- #799: Occupational hazards
- #800: Secrets of success
- #801: More occupational hazards
- #802: More secrets of success
- #804: Bonobo Conspiracy Re-Enacts Great Moments in Classic Comedy #8
- #805: Nor weak nor strong nor electric
- #806: See also #85
- #807: Floor wax too
- #808: There's a time for fun
- #809: Updating the tradition
- #810: And a shoe full of rice
- #811: Tshed in Trollivia
- #812: Darn near killed 'em
- #814: A wayward tale
- #815: There's sharing and sharing
- #817: Contemporary community standards
- #818: A stronger result
- #819: Again with the academic "we"
- #820: So, a shaggy Drosophila is born in a culture tube
- #821: Diet DCLXVI
- #822: And the researcher anaesthetizes it and dumps it out on the counter
- #823: It's true, but you must look closely
- #824: And says, "My, what a shaggy Drosophila"
- #827: User levels
- #828: So spend a night in Innsmouth if you think you've got the time
- #829: Not the droids you're listening for
- #830: Like she won't have enough of her own
- #848: Horseshoes and hand grenades
- #849: Another problem solved
- #850: Sample size issues
- #851: Finding the funny wherever it can be found
- #852: For your convenience
- #853: Another extra credit project
- #854: It was a large box set
- #855: A reasonable compromise
- #856: Poor spelling, too
- #858: Some psychic insights are more difficult than others
- #859: And you get a spiffy magazine
- #860: More limitations of metaphor
- #861: From each according to his ability
- #862: It doesn't actually edit yet either
- #863: Again with the customer service
- #865: How they stick the teflon on
- #867: A noble tradition
- #868: This is not my beautiful experiment
- #870: Just like student essays
- #872: Reading the book without attending the lecture
- #873: Choice of weapons
- #874: 10^31 flavours
- #875: Comic Sans MS to the rescue again
- #876: Catgirl gotta hunt
- #878: Twice shy
- #879: Raiders of the lost outtakes and other deleted nonsense
- #880: It came from the outtakes and other deleted nonsense
- #881: Outtakes and other deleted nonsense of the Black Lagoon
- #883: The great chain of outtakes and other deleted nonsense
- #884: The man from O.A.O.D.N.
- #885: Snakes on an outtake and other deleted nonsense
- #886: Feature request
- #887: Almost famous
- #888: Backward compatibility
- #889: Untested assumptions
- #890: Participles all the way down
- #891: The advantages of proprietary file formats
- #893: Everybody's guilty of something
- #894: Ask and ye shall receive
- #895: Materia medica
- #896: Another argument for public-key encryption
- #897: Paging Dr. Gray
- #898: Bonobo Conspiracy Re-Enacts Great Moments in Classic Comedy #9
- #900: Precious bodily fluids
- #902: What's in a name?
- #903: Patient-centric services, part I
- #904: Patient-centric services, part II
- #905: An ER schema might work better
- #906: He won't have the codec anyway
- #907: False economies
- #908: Always a popular demonstration
- #909: Rhythm Composer
- #911: The other one would have granted his wishes
- #912: Never too soon to ask ethical questions
- #913: Separate and specialized
- #914: The committee has led a sheltered life
- #915: Another character development break
- #916: In which Ms. Derkins specifies the colour of her pony
- #917: And now, a lowest common denominator punchline
- #918: Study aids
- #919: Or at least learn to read more carefully first
- #920: Rootbeerman strikes again
- #921: Chain of command
- #922: Fairy, be fair thyself
- #924: Lunar lacuna
- #925: It's the thought that counts
- #926: So many changes, and tears you must hide
- #927: Again with the priorities
- #928: The progress of professionalism
- #929: Whatever works for you, buddy
- #930: Will that be lat-long or UTM?
- #931: I do not know if my insurance will cover this
- #934: The taste of home
- #937: The general and the particular
- #938: It does exist, but only as a marketing lie
- #939: Orange you glad I didn't compress "banana" again?
- #940: So wise in the ways of science
- #941: She can, anyway
- #942: You had to be there
- #943: It probably exists as a doujinshi
- #944: Can't win 'em all
- #945: It's gonna be an interesting talk
- #946: Lateral and vertical thinking
- #947: It all depends on your goals
- #948: At least he didn't ask to pay the last day first
- #949: Now it's up to you know what to do it's pretty
- #950: Difficult customer stories
- #951: You wish to speak to a human about your alleged dime?
- #952: It takes too long to compute anyway
- #954: Not officially, Señor
- #955: Secrets of the public speaking masters
- #956: Another delicate balance
- #957: More threat modelling
- #958: The educational value of animal experimentation
- #959: Named for the inventor's girlfriend
- #960: Just making sure
- #961: With extreme prejudice, high pressure lemon juice
- #962: Beware Chicago's tome and shun the MLA bibliosplatch
- #965: Deferring to the expert
- #966: Bonobo Conspiracy presents What If Undergrad Was Like Grad School #1
- #967: And it would lose marks on battery life anyway
- #968: In Word format, of course
- #969: What Tobor didn't know
- #970: Career advancement opportunities
- #971: Local specialties
- #973: And eating it too
- #974: Dangerous curves
- #975: Special services
- #976: Other people
- #977: Duality parallel trouble adventure
- #978: You buy the ticket, you got to take the ride
- #979: Sharing the fun
- #981: An excellent judge of character
- #983: At midnight the committee members turn back into Drosophila
- #985: Drawing the line
- #986: It was the signature that put it over
- #987: The laser pointer is plenty
- #988: Keeping the margins big
- #989: Making it exciting
- #990: Non-commutative multiplication
- #991: Bend once until snaps
- #992: The hardest part of the Kona-chan costume is the nose
- #993: The proceedings of last Saturday's conference are formatted with the spine at the right
- #995: Improving the job market for the others
- #996: The scars of first-year calculus never really fade
- #998: Horizons
- #999: Subterranean climate change plan
- #1000: Powdered with pixie dust
- #1001: BOCON vs tiny ghosts (Guest strip)
- #1002: Not a full mole of guac (Guest strip)
- #1003: And thus opens the doorway of night
- #1005: Round up the usual suspects
- #1007: Office automation
- #1008: The natives seem restless
- #1009: Those who can't
- #1010: Relevance-bounded learning
- #1011: Because not everybody has a sister
- #1012: So it all works out nicely
- #1013: A streamlined process
- #1014: Off with his HPSG
- #1015: In single-serving containers only
- #1017: Puffy and Fluffy are anti-rogue
- #1018: Again, Pee Wee's Playhouse we are not
- #1019: Another of life's disappointments
- #1020: Licenses also are like pants
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yup from 129.101.19.96 at Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:11:22 +0000:
have you checked the correlation between strip number and median score?