Which male Bonobo Conspiracy character are you?

Monsters:
Chupacabra
Dracula
Kraken
Mind Flayer
Boogieman
Boogiepop
Chicken Heart

Purity test score:
0-19
20-39
40-59
60-69
70-79
80+

Languages:
English
Spanish
Japanese
Leet
German

Pick a colour:
Pink
Red
Octarine
Black
Blue

Secret shames:
Can't swim.
Don't like carrots.
Failed WHMIS quiz.
Dyed hair with Kool-Aid.
Grandfather shot John F. Kennedy.
Not actually any smarter than Puffy.
Evil laugh sounds more like hyena on helium.
Legitimately purchased New Kids on the Block CD.
Can't remember all the words to "Stairway to Heaven".
Sometimes let people take money out of petty cash without filling out the form if they promise to pay it back before the end of the day.