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A thing a day

In November 2001 I decided that instead of attempting the NaNoWriMo thing, I'd instead post one thing per day to talk.bizarre.  Here are the results.

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Trail
Shall I tell you what picture you drew? (1 December 2001)
The blessed ones
Damn them. (30 November 2001)
Back
It's not the same when you go back but you do. (29 November 2001)
Pink Terra
You couldn't walk out in gumboots on the surface. (27 November 2001)
Dilution
Whether it's true or not isn't the point, of course. (27 November 2001)
The cosmic brokers
These relationships form a spanning tree, among the five elements of space, time, money, matter, and energy. (26 November 2001)
Where it goes
My favourite is when it gets into the mouth. (25 November 2001)
Nothing new under Ra (100 words)
It is known that this is perfectly legal in your sight. (24 November 2001)
sci.crypt
It isn't all moonshine and lilies. (23 November 2001)
In the Devil's drawing-room
No subject is to big or small here. (22 November 2001)
Note
I do not ask nor expect a reply to this note. (21 November 2001)
Safety first
Your cats will love it! (21 November 2001)
Dice
Solving them in your head by visualizing the dice will almost certainly qualify you for membership in some pretentious organization. (20 November 2001)
Breaking fast with the code monks
The toaster was a bit difficult because it was a locally-designed one. (19 November 2001)
Students rush in
Can't get away with anything around here. (19 November 2001)
Is that two point six?
It was foggy in Waterloo on the night of the Leonid shower, and I couldn't see a damn thing. (18 November 2001)
Coffee house
It is not a BUTT you are specially desirous of having in your FACE. (17 November 2001)
The auditors
They enjoy keeping your mind running smoothly, even if the night manager doesn't like them. (15 November 2001)
Inner night
The schooners of the inner night travel through the fifth dimension on the winds of the universe's expansion. (15 November 2001)
Hermit books
Hermit books do not have covers of their own, but must use the covers of other books. (13 November 2001)
At the WCOC '01
I think [the UK team's] kippers ponged a bit, if you know what I mean. (13 November 2001)
Stairs
Greedy by the computer scientist's definition of the word. (11 November 2001)
Four point scale
From the final battle, to that which occurs in the secret dens. (10 November 2001)
Occupational hazards
It's waking up at three. (9 November 2001)
Friendship
Show me the meaning of the word, 'cause I've heard so much about it. (8 November 2001)
Thing In A Jar
What of the Thing In A Jar? (7 November 2001)
The whiteboard salesman
The whiteboard salesman died, and nobody except his landlord, his lover, and his employer noticed. (5 November 2001)
Cantor vernacular petrify unfledged
Every word we speak implies the language that defined that word, and names the first person who spoke that language. (3 November 2001)
Projector's credit union
My sister told me that the tellers there were cute girls. (2 November 2001)
Intercepted
Why do you hate us? (1 November 2001)
Copyright © 2001 Matthew Skala
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