talk.bizarre

OPML list of documents in this directory:

Zankoku na haha no teeze: At some point somewhere in the sequence the lies stop being promises and the realities stop being lies. (1 December 2007)
Darkest night, brightest light: You better appreciate it, if it'll be your last. (1 December 2006)
Feeling for a pulse: I wasn't sure whether all books in this world had spirits or essences in them, or if my cousin was unique. (17 June 2002)
Packing list: Please check scintillation indicator on cobalt-60 to verify freshness. (19 December 2001)
Fifty ways to skin a :CueCat: Use a soldering iron, Myron, and listen to me. (16 October 2000)
From the guidebook: The curse is powerful enough to affect even the engineer of a train, despite his shielded position in the driver's compartment. (16 October 2000)
From the dead.article file: A sample of the cruft that collects. (16 October 2000)
The Sacagawea golden dollar: a Good Idea!: It would be hard to imagine a more culturally appropriate design for the new US dollar coin. (14 May 2000)
Millenium database: Why Usenet archive CDs aren't such an easy project. (1 January 2000)
The Old Gods: That is not dead which can eternal lie. (1 January 2000)
No largest prime: Proof that there is no largest prime, with commentary for smartass grade 5 students. (1 January 2000)
Mightier than the sword: Advertisement for the roller ball pen from Hell. (14 May 1999)
My Desk: Fanciful list of things that are on my desk. (2 October 1998)
Math is better than boys: A list of reasons why math is better than boys, in the best beer list tradition. (26 April 1998)
Investment Opportunities: A prospectus for some mutual funds your financial planner wouldn't dare to recommend. (24 February 1998)
Greennecks: You may be a greenneck if... (24 January 1998)
SSC: A short, shameful confession. (9 November 1997)
Re: Primes and Indefinite Numbers: A bitter joke about the difference between science, math, engineering, and Women's Studies. (24 July 1997)
Re: Hello: A welcome to talk.bizarre newbies, including the lyrics to "the teebeefleebie". (21 July 1997)
The Beer Utility: Why you can't have dark and light running beer. (17 May 1997)
Superman never made any: That's how some children learn to sing the blues. (27 April 1997)
Purity of Essence #53: Rant on the importance of iodine in the classical hacker's diet. (10 April 1997)
Sympathy for the Geek: More thoughts from the Tylenol trance. (23 February 1997)
How I ask my partner for consent: Humourous response to a stupid political correctness campaign. (11 February 1997)
Working Notes: The bizarre side of video game design. (23 November 1996)
Eating records: Nostalgia for the audio technology of yesteryear. (8 July 1995)