Fifty ways to skin a :CueCat

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Date: 16 Oct 2000 14:28:28 -0700

In article <39EB6A76.20ACD1BA@gator.net>,
Mark. Gooley <gooley@gator.net> wrote:
>a cross between a dildo and a mouse, made somewhat feline,
>with a cord leading to a serial connector (I think; I can't

Probably a mini-DIN connector to go into your computer's keyboard port,
unless you have a fabled USB :CueCat.

>So, Mr. Skala, what method do you suggest for its
>destruction?  Bonfire?  .22LR bullets?  Sledgehammer?
>Something more creative?

The problem is all inside your head, I say to thee
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to skin a :CueCat.

I see the marketers are eager to intrude
And that is why I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
So I repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to skin a :CueCat,
Fifty ways to skin a :CueCat.

Just pry off the back, Jack, undo the screw, Lou,
Use a soldering iron, Myron, and listen to me.
Cut off the tail, Dale, send them a hate mail,
Then erase the ROM, Tom, and set yourself free.

You know it grieves me when they so exploit the Net
I wish somehow this reader wand could be your cuddly pet
But looking in your eyes I can see that your mind's already set
And there are fifty ways to skin a :CueCat
Fifty ways to skin a :CueCat.

Just pry off the back, Jack, undo the screw, Lou,
Use a soldering iron, Myron, and listen to me.
Cut off the tail, Dale, send them a hate mail,
Then erase the ROM, Tom, and set yourself free.
-- 
Matthew Skala
mskala@ansuz.sooke.bc.ca                   :CVECAT DELENDA EST
http://www.islandnet.com/~mskala/
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