[View source for Usenet headers] Date: 16 Oct 2000 14:28:28 -0700 In article <39EB6A76.20ACD1BA@gator.net>, Mark. Gooley <gooley@gator.net> wrote: >a cross between a dildo and a mouse, made somewhat feline, >with a cord leading to a serial connector (I think; I can't Probably a mini-DIN connector to go into your computer's keyboard port, unless you have a fabled USB :CueCat. >So, Mr. Skala, what method do you suggest for its >destruction? Bonfire? .22LR bullets? Sledgehammer? >Something more creative? The problem is all inside your head, I say to thee The answer is easy if you take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free There must be fifty ways to skin a :CueCat. I see the marketers are eager to intrude And that is why I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued So I repeat myself at the risk of being crude There must be fifty ways to skin a :CueCat, Fifty ways to skin a :CueCat. Just pry off the back, Jack, undo the screw, Lou, Use a soldering iron, Myron, and listen to me. Cut off the tail, Dale, send them a hate mail, Then erase the ROM, Tom, and set yourself free. You know it grieves me when they so exploit the Net I wish somehow this reader wand could be your cuddly pet But looking in your eyes I can see that your mind's already set And there are fifty ways to skin a :CueCat Fifty ways to skin a :CueCat. Just pry off the back, Jack, undo the screw, Lou, Use a soldering iron, Myron, and listen to me. Cut off the tail, Dale, send them a hate mail, Then erase the ROM, Tom, and set yourself free. -- Matthew Skala mskala@ansuz.sooke.bc.ca :CVECAT DELENDA EST http://www.islandnet.com/~mskala/
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