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Date: 19 Dec 2001 14:29:17 -0500

IMPORTANT, READ THIS FIRST!  Please use the following checklist
while unpacking your kit.  If any items are missing, contact
the Customer Service Centre for your region (address on back of
this sheet).  We take pride in our reputation for quality
service, from the factory door to your floor.

Your kit should contain:

3 eggs (in protective carton)
1kg starter package Purina Benthic Monster Chow
20 international postage-paid reorder coupons addressed to the Ralston
   Purina Company in St. Louis, Missouri
5 rolls liver-flavoured Squiddy Treats
1 cobalt-60 capsule
* Please check scintillation indicator on cobalt-60 to verify freshness
1 Yellow Sign
7 sticks consecrated chalk
1 box assorted birthday-cake candles
1 tube K-Y Personal Lubricant
1 Sony disposable colour video camcorder (incl. batteries and tape)
50 lens-cleaning tissues
1 Japanese high school uniform, girls' size small
1 bilingual instruction book

PLEASE READ THE IMPORTANT SAFETY MESSAGES CONTAINED IN CHAPTER 1 OF
YOUR INSTRUCTION BOOK BEFORE USING THE OTHER ITEMS IN YOUR KIT.
-- 
Matthew Skala                        "Whenever a copyright law is to be made
mskala@ansuz.sooke.bc.ca              or altered, then the idiots assemble."
http://ansuz.sooke.bc.ca/                                       - Mark Twain
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