Why not just outlaw sex entirely?  You know you want to.

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Liberal MP John Maloney introduces one petition to make the age of sexual consent 18 years except for married people (married to each other, that is), and two more to repeal Canada's current legal recognition of same-sex common-law couples.  Please note that these are only petitions; they don't mean the Government is seriously planning to make these changes, only that a group of concerned citizens was able to convince Mr.  Maloney to bring their concerns to parliament (which it is his sworn duty as an elected representative to do, even if the citizens' concerns are stupid).  Nonetheless, now might be a good time to write a postage-free holiday letter to Ottawa.  [Why not just outlaw sex entirely?  You know you want to.]

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