The battle hymn of the Royal Dwarven Kilted Axemen
Wed 25 Aug 2010 by mskala Tags used: games, poetryI got sick over the weekend, probably from all the stress, so for the past few days I've been working from home, and not working very hard. I've also been playing a lot of Dwarf Fortress. This has involved a steady stream of exclamations along the lines of "Goddammit what kind of mother carries her baby into the extremely dangerous aquifer layer?" and "Caution. Siege engine practice area." After one fort got wiped out by goblins (the goblins only killed a few dwarfs, but then the others were so upset they flipped out and started killing each other) I decided that the next one would have a proper military, and that turned out to involve a unit called the "Royal Dwarven Kilted Axemen." So, naturally, I had to share the below.
The Battle Hymn of the Royal Dwarven Kilted Axemen
To the tune of "God Save the Queen."
Hi ho hi ho hi-ho
Hi ho hi ho hi-ho
Hi ho hi ho.
Hi ho hi ho hi-ho
Hi ho hi ho hi-ho
Hi ho-o hi-i ho hi-ho
Hi-i-ho hi ho.
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